I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just high enough for therapy.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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