I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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