Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
they're like a gay fantastic four
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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