Her vagina should come with caution tape.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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