I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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