Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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