he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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