Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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