what if I'm pregnant?
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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