And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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