so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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