SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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