i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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