you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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