He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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