dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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