This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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