so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Come see our sink grown plant.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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