I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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