She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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