Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
