Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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