there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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