I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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