fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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