Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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