She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
