I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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