yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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