Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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