Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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