i barfeds in our rink
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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