just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you would pick up someone in the library
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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