Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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