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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

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(325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits.. http://tfl.nu/taa7

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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.

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(303): Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina. http://tfl.nu/raau

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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.

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(859): you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it. http://tfl.nu/q4is

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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.

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(304): i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas. http://tfl.nu/zwmj

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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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(514): She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses http://tfl.nu/tn5z

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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?

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(720): New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future? http://tfl.nu/5rnd

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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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(631): do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis? http://tfl.nu/tizi

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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.

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(206): I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day. http://tfl.nu/kwoe

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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us

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(413): We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us http://tfl.nu/tf0q

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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories

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(802): I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories http://tfl.nu/5xj5

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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.

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(479): I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home. http://tfl.nu/yjx8

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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra

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(260): I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra http://tfl.nu/100u

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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!

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(918): It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore! http://tfl.nu/18ia

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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.

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(315): you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/5ljo

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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself

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(708): We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself http://tfl.nu/lyck

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