Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so explain again why im purple
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world