Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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