JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he puts the penis in happiness.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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