Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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