oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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