Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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