Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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