only if we run a train.
done.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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