There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Found the puke drawer
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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