What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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