elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Randomize
