this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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