My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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