I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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