Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I think your dad took our porno
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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