Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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