So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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