She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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