I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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