Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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