The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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