I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
