i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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