im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Randomize
