No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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