Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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